Create an original premium t-shirt PNG design featuring an adorable chubby cartoon duck sitting confidently with one wing raised in a playful gesture, wearing oversized black sunglasses with a relaxed smile. The duck has soft white and light gray feathers, bright orange beak and feet, exaggerated cute proportions, expressive eyes hidden behind stylish shades, bold comic outlines, subtle vintage distressed texture, clean vector-inspired illustration, centered composition, transparent background, high detail, professional t-shirt graphic, vibrant colors, print-ready, 4500x5400 pixels at 300 DPI. Include an original hand-lettered retro typography composition above and below the duck with a humorous sarcastic quote inspired by a carefree attitude, not copied from existing designs: "WHEN LIFE GETS MESSY JUST WADDLE ON LET THE DRAMA FIND SOMEONE ELSE" Use playful mixed hand-lettering with varying font sizes, balanced layout integrated around the duck, bold black typography with white highlights, premium Etsy bestseller style, no watermark, no background, ultra high quality.

The image shows a cartoon duck wearing sunglasses with the phrase "when life gets messy, just waddle on, let the drama find someone else" written on it against a white background.